Why should we know about snow? For goodness sake we live in Australia, land of sun, beaches and gorgeous blond surfers in skimpy bathers. So when this snow stuff hit us, we were literally caught with our pants down. Around our ankles. Where on earth did this silly stuff come from? Oh, we knew about [...]

Oops! Is definitely the first word. It first came about when a Neanderthal man chucked a megaceros on the dirt in front of the doorstep of the hitherto warm, and welcoming cave mouth. He admitted that apologetic exclamation, complete with subservient grimace, when he saw the look of glowering anger and impending explosive result on [...]

“Hands up, this is a stick up!” the balaclava clad man said as he menaced the store clerk with a gun. The store clerk eyed him with amusement, rolling his eyes. “Oh, man, you gotta be kidding, with that pea-shooter?” the clerk laughed, “Fer goodness sake, my son’s got a bigger pea shooter than that [...]

James, or Jimmy to those who irritate him, asked for a short Biography. He allowed us to know that he fished, didn’t do well at school and was an elephant circumciser. I knew he was an expatriate Scot, due to his late night emails reeking of single malt whisky.Jimmy, your fifteen minutes of fame is [...]